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No!!!! Old Spice Guy Replaced?!?!

What the nasty-ass,body wash fuckery is this? Where is our beloved Mustafa?!?!

A new commercial has been released from Old Spice, but instead of the delectable statue of seduction known as Isaiah Mustafa hocking their crappy soap, they’ve hired Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis.

And as you can imagine, HE’S AWFUL! He’s an athlete, not an actor!!!

Just watch is terrible commercial to see for yo yourself! (above)

No! No! No!

Bring back Mustafa!!!

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Isn’t he a catch?!

Dirtbag Wayne Rooney is telling friends that he has no intention of trying to salvage his marriage if his wife tries to leave him. He probably wants a way out considering he paid a prostitute big $$$$$ while his wife Colleen was preggers.

A source claims:

“Wayne is not prepared to take any s*** off the wife and her family, not least because they’re all living a very nice life off the back of his talent. If she can’t handle it and it’s over, so be it. Seems he thinks he can pretty much do what the hell he likes because they’d all be nothing without him.”

And Colleen is trying to stay as strong as possible!

“I don’t need you anymore,” she said. “I don’t want to see you. Just go and play football.”

Rooney was asking for this mess. He never tried to keep his homewrecker Jennifer Thompson quiet and did not attempt to hide their relationship.

“He is not enjoying the attention or embarrassment,” added an insider. “He’s not going to be walking through the front door on Wednesday s****ing himself by the sounds of it.”

We hope she just gets rid of him!

[Image via WENN.]

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Team Glee!!



This is so awesome!!

Florida State University’s Marching Chiefs had a Glee themed half-time show and they did not disappoint!

They played Gives You Hell, Dream On, and My Life Would Suck Without You.

Check out the performances (above) and tell us which one is your favorite!

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This is very nice of him!

McDreamy will get a big name athlete to participate in his second annual bicycling fundraiser. Olympic bronze medalist and Tour de France veteran Levi Leipheimer will join other champs in the Dempsey Challenge, a cycling event that raises money for the Patrick Dempsey Center for Cancer Hope & Healing at Central Maine Medical Center in Lewiston, Maine.

Good for you guys!

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Whoopi Blows Money On Michael Jordan

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This is dedication! (And also kind of frivolous!)

Sources are reporting that Whoopi Goldberg dropped $2,300 on a life-size photograph of Michael Jordan while shopping with her fam at the NBA store on Fifth Avenue.

Wowza! Where the hell are you going to put such a thing?!

Then, she reportedly dropped another $2,700 on Jordan shoes and T-shirts, plus jerseys from the Atlanta Hawks and Los Angeles Lakers.

The recession doesn’t mean much to her, huh?!

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